My mother has an issue with my 'likes'. As in, me saying the word 'like' in every other sentence.

Tonight,
Denise: So she said XX and then I was like, XXX so it was like, XXX. Then someone else said something. After that, we were like...
Mother: You keep saying 'like'.
D: ?
M: It's not good, it's going to become your 'kou tou tan' and you can't get rid of it.
D: Oh. Ok. -starts speaking Really Slowly so that I can watch what I say-

After a while,
Mother: You're doing it again.

As a sign of indignation (hahaha freedom of speech!), I am Refusing to Speak, so that I will have zero chance of uttering the word.

It's been 3:17:47 since I last said a word AND COUNTING. (I'm serious, I've the stopwatch going on my phone)

Shucks, I'm quite immatureidiot right. Damnzit.